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Margaret “Nana” Ellis is entered into The Record Books for forty-one consecutive years of Sunday dinners, knowing exactly who refuses onions, and bringing both a lasagna and a plunger to Daniel’s first apartment.
Sunday dinner has been on Nana Ellis’s calendar for forty-one consecutive years. By now, she knows which grandchild refuses onions, who wants extra sauce, and who is going to announce they aren't hungry before eating anyway. Some families keep recipes. Nana seems to keep the entire guest list's preferences in her head.
When Daniel moved into his first apartment, Nana showed up with a lasagna, dish towels, a plunger, and a handwritten list of emergency phone numbers.
Lasagna makes sense. Dish towels, too. The plunger is where you realize Nana has thought farther ahead than everybody else.
Her advance planning is not limited to plumbing. Birthday cards wait in a kitchen drawer months before they're needed. Relatives leave with leftovers whether they planned on taking any or not. The reusable containers have become less like packaging and more like a family inheritance.
Forty-one years of Sunday dinners. Birthday cards waiting months ahead. An apartment supplied for problems Daniel hadn't even encountered yet. Nana has made a habit of thinking about what her family might need before they need it.
And when the family was asked how Nana would respond to being named World's Best Grandma, they already knew the answer:
“That's nice. Did everybody eat?”
- Dinner record
- Forty-one consecutive years of Sunday dinner
- Known family data
- Exactly which grandchild refuses onions
- First-apartment package
- Lasagna, dish towels, plunger & emergency phone list
- Birthday system
- Cards waiting months ahead of time
- Expected response
- “That’s nice. Did everybody eat?”
